July 2012
Interesting day...
10 year old that I nanny: I love corn dogs!
5 year old neighbor: that doesn't look very appertizing (yes, she said it like that)
10 year old: Neither does your face, but cannibals would still eat it!
5 year old: You're not very good at your comebacks.
10 year old: Neither is your face, but it still talks!
5 year old: -shakes head sadly-
adamusprime:
i just talked myself out of spending $63 on clothes
that was a clothes one
i get paid to tell jokes.
notxam:
i haven’t uploaded any mixes in a little...
karatechoponthelungs:
hahahahaha later pheasants
That feeling of putting on clothes that just came...
totally-relatable:
vainerbuckle:
remember how we saw Dylan Saunders live with George Watsky at VidCon??????
WHAT A GREAT SHOW
belugaqueen:
he was a sk8r boi she said i’m not ready for a committed relationship with a boy who does not have his priorities in order so until you get your life together we cannot date
gentle albino corn snack: oneflightybroad:... →
oneflightybroad:
mumbling-mice:
vondell-swain:
a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into
hogwarts is a shit place for an education, anyway, though
how many…
Not learning foreign languages? What about Parceltongue? CHECKMATE
odd notxam: pleasesponsormyfuneral: To:... →
pleasesponsormyfuneral:
To: GatoradeMedia@pepsico.com
Hello, my name is Emily Brown and I’m 18 years old. Gatorade has a long, illustrious history of sponsoring all types of competitive athletic events, and isn’t life the greatest competition of all? I want Gatorade to be there at the…
West coast person: hey
East coast person: GREETING FROM THE FUTURE
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Hey guys
Sorry that I haven’t been on all week, my laptop crashed during vidcon, and there’s only so much you can do on an ipod. Anywho, I thought I’d let you know. I may be a bit, but I’m saving for a new one.
On the plus side, I get to bring a sledgehammer to my old one, more to come on that…
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I love weddings :3
but those other girls in the bouquet throwing bunch won’t know what hit them. I get a bit aggressive…
aleetlepinch:
Ladies call me Iceberg cause only 10% of me is visible to the naked eye. 90% is below sealevel. Seriously have no clue how I got in your apartment
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3-2-1queer:
I love that Peter Parker designed and made his own costume so you know at one point he was drawing up a concept and going “oh man is my ass gonna look choice in this shit or what”
I have officially declared tonight a Buttass Party... →
nerdyflutist:
It is law
Good night
