10 year old that I nanny: I love corn dogs!
5 year old neighbor: that doesn't look very appertizing (yes, she said it like that)
10 year old: Neither does your face, but cannibals would still eat it!
5 year old: You're not very good at your comebacks.
10 year old: Neither is your face, but it still talks!
5 year old: -shakes head sadly-
adamusprime: i just talked myself out of spending $63 on clothes that was a clothes one i get paid to tell jokes.
notxam: i haven’t uploaded any mixes in a little...
karatechoponthelungs: hahahahaha later pheasants
That feeling of putting on clothes that just came...
vainerbuckle: remember how we saw Dylan Saunders live with George Watsky at VidCon?????? WHAT A GREAT SHOW
belugaqueen: he was a sk8r boi she said i’m not ready for a committed relationship with a boy who does not have his priorities in order so until you get your life together we cannot date
gentle albino corn snack: oneflightybroad:... →
oneflightybroad: mumbling-mice: vondell-swain: a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into hogwarts is a shit place for an education, anyway, though how many… Not learning foreign languages? What about Parceltongue? CHECKMATE
odd notxam: pleasesponsormyfuneral: To:... →
pleasesponsormyfuneral: To: GatoradeMedia@pepsico.com Hello, my name is Emily Brown and I’m 18 years old. Gatorade has a long, illustrious history of sponsoring all types of competitive athletic events, and isn’t life the greatest competition of all? I want Gatorade to be there at the…
West coast person: hey
East coast person: GREETING FROM THE FUTURE
Sorry that I haven’t been on all week, my laptop crashed during vidcon, and there’s only so much you can do on an ipod. Anywho, I thought I’d let you know. I may be a bit, but I’m saving for a new one. On the plus side, I get to bring a sledgehammer to my old one, more to come on that…
I love weddings :3 but those other girls in the bouquet throwing bunch won’t know what hit them. I get a bit aggressive…
aleetlepinch: Ladies call me Iceberg cause only 10% of me is visible to the naked eye. 90% is below sealevel. Seriously have no clue how I got in your apartment
3-2-1queer: I love that Peter Parker designed and made his own costume so you know at one point he was drawing up a concept and going “oh man is my ass gonna look choice in this shit or what”
I have officially declared tonight a Buttass Party... →
nerdyflutist: It is law