Tally Hall - Turn the Lights Off
September 2011
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr”
he said “NO..””
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*…LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME…~*xxxi am sobbing
My lungs just exploded.
SCREAMING
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING.
WHAT OH MY GOD NO I’M DYING
LOL OMG WHAT EVEN
WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD THIS.
I CANT
lololololololololol I WILL LOVE YOU FIVE-EVER
I have no clever response for this masterpiece
BAHAHAHAHAHA WTF
oh my god there are tears on my face
I have no words to express how I feel about this. no words.
OMG LOLOLOLOL
OMGGG.
I CAN’T BREATHE ASKDJASKDJASLJKDAJSLKDASKLJLASKDASDKLASJDASLDKJASDKASD THIS IS SO ASODASDKOODSAKDASOKASDASAS.
All of the creys.
Five-ever reblogging this! D’x
Jesus Christ on a fourwheeler, Tom! This is disgusting and I’m appalled!!
There’s a fine line between smut and art and you just crossed it with no hope of ever turning back.
The bit with the egg beater was nice though.
OH DEAR GOODNESS, HOW DID HE GET A GOLDFISH IN THERE?!?!
Things I find attractive in a guy:
I like a guy that’s able to keep up with me in several respects. I’m very scattered-brained, so if there’s a guy that gets it when I switch from talking about politics to refrigerators, it’s a huge plus. Also, having a sense of humor is crucial because I could never go for someone cut-and-dry. Trustworthiness and equality also would weigh heavily on what I’d find attractive in a guy. Being sane would be nice too.
As for physical attractiveness, my knees go weak for a guy that’s well groomed. I think the brain trumps the body, but being presentable shows a certain amount of self-respect. If a guy can’t take care of himself, it’s a turn off.
