Jesus Christ on a fourwheeler, Tom! This is disgusting and I’m appalled!!
There’s a fine line between smut and art and you just crossed it with no hope of ever turning back.
The bit with the egg beater was nice though.
OH DEAR GOODNESS, HOW DID HE GET A GOLDFISH IN THERE?!?!
Things I find attractive in a guy:
I like a guy that’s able to keep up with me in several respects. I’m very scattered-brained, so if there’s a guy that gets it when I switch from talking about politics to refrigerators, it’s a huge plus. Also, having a sense of humor is crucial because I could never go for someone cut-and-dry. Trustworthiness and equality also would weigh heavily on what I’d find attractive in a guy. Being sane would be nice too.
As for physical attractiveness, my knees go weak for a guy that’s well groomed. I think the brain trumps the body, but being presentable shows a certain amount of self-respect. If a guy can’t take care of himself, it’s a turn off.