May 2013
teejaypinetree:
dearloserchris:
teejaypinetree:
She wants the (ph)D
Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.
You have earned my respect.
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eddplant:
liamdryden:
rocketfists:
bekn:
...
TV: "Carry on my--"
Me: SCREECHES
olitiau:
stop fighting over fandoms. stop fighting over headcanons. start fighting over me. fight for my love.
school year: it's january 21st, a wednesday, 2:37 pm
summer: it's probably july
Study finds children with low self-esteem are... →
catbountry:
drtanner:
psshaw:
uprightbipedalist:
This is another one that’s just stacking up on information we’ve suspected for a while. When a child is praised for being smart or talented, it makes the stakes that much higher because they need to stay smart or talented in order to maintain their identity. Here’s the crux of this study:
“Adults may feel that praising children for their...
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Seriously, I would blue myself for a Bluth banana right about now
81bluntsadaytimes7:
princessfreakazoid:
81bluntsadaytimes7:
cataquacks:
tumblr’s weird hatred of benedict cumberbatch is even weirder when you consider that he really hasn’t done anything to warrant it besides having annoying fans and having a kind of weird face
and he has a funny name
it’s because secretly, tumblr is full of mean kids who like to pick on people because they think it’s...
would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who...
powerburial:
peacefulpatriot:
powerburial:
things to remember:
nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable
Hmmm, I’m a buff nerd who listens to Jazz…
you stay the hell away from my son
thedukeoflions:
liamdryden:
ravenzoe:
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thedukeoflions:
notxam:
notxam:
this is what...
the-yolocaust:
the-yolocaust:
has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly
i now know why
